Invented and designed by women, its blurb boasts that it can produce an orgasm in sixty seconds.
Well, no, actually it’s not.
The Zumio X Rechargeable Stimulation Spiro TIP Clitoral Stimulator (to give it its full title) certainly hit the spot (ha!) and, after a little practice, got this reviewer to the point of no return in record time. If you happen to be Zooming (yes, that sort of Zoom-io) from home and feel like taking an orgasmic break, the Zumio is whisper-quiet, too. Just remember not to do a Meg Ryan in case you’ve left the mike on.
With a nostalgic nod to the altogether more innocent Spirograph, a popular chidren’s stocking-filler of the 1960s and 70s (so I’m told), the Zumio X is definitely different, more like a delicate cappuccino milk frother than a phallic beast. If you’ve been used to a more conventional toy it does need a bit of getting used to but once you’ve conquered its unfamiliarity, the delicate tip will froth you into to a frenzy: a real change from those more solid, ‘meatier’ devices.
The wand-like shape is feminine and the controls blissfully simple and responsive to a light touch, so you no longer have to fumble and pummel a bit of squidgy silicone. Charging is delightfully easy; other manufacturers could learn from the Zumio’s exemplary system. Too often toys become detached during the recharging process.
Briefly? Simple, sophisticated, quiet and wonderfully effective. The Zumio X is refined and subtle, and certainly does the job. It’s my idea of the perfect Christmas present.
You can find it (in UK) here